Top secret project

A giant question mark.
What could it be?

I bet you’re wondering to yourself, “that portfolio hasn’t been updated in ages - have they died, or worse, have they given up the codesmithing life to pursue a lucrative career in human/octopus relations?” If you’re wondering that, you are so, so very wrong. Human/octopus relations are very important. Also, I’m working on a top secret project, which I’m going to tell you about today. That project is called…

(a loud noise followed by muffled sounds)

…what, I can’t say anything? Why are you looking at me like that…come on, not even a hint? Fine, but only because I like my limbs where they are.